Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Indie-rock band Weezer allegedly ran out of colors that are visible to the human eye on the…
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Valley Simone
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NEW MILFORD, Conn. — Experimental grindcore outfit Invasive Eel announced a 19-track full-length album to be released exclusively on a…
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Matt Husser
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INDIANAPOLIS — Nu metal superfan Travis Cornwall reportedly sat his son down to have the “Nookie Talk” after the teenager…
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Steve Packosky
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MILWAUKEE – Local FM classic rock station 104.7 WRFM proudly advertises its daily rotation of playing “all the hits” despite…
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Nathan Kamal
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EUGENE, Ore. — Local metalhead and part-time barista Oscar “Grouch” Palmer woke from a horrible nightmare in which his treasured…
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Sarah Cassell
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BOSTON – Local bully Veronica Coughlin, who took immense joy in calling classmates homophobic slurs in high school, is reportedly…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — The ASPCA announced that adoptions have increased over 600% after switching their long-standing advertising music from Sarah…
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Dan Kozuh
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LAS VEGAS — Heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch recently transformed their merchandise table into a fully functioning Army…
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Joe Rumrill
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BLOOMFIELD, Conn. — All 12 attendees of a sold-out harsh noise show were reportedly oblivious to the blaring fire alarm…
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Camden Brazile
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BEACON, N.Y. — A longtime apparel designer for classic rock stalwarts The Grateful Dead admitted they recently exhausted all possibilities…
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