Sarah Cassell
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BOSTON – Local bully Veronica Coughlin, who took immense joy in calling classmates homophobic slurs in high school, is reportedly…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — The ASPCA announced that adoptions have increased over 600% after switching their long-standing advertising music from Sarah…
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Dan Kozuh
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LAS VEGAS — Heavy metal band Five Finger Death Punch recently transformed their merchandise table into a fully functioning Army…
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Joe Rumrill
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BLOOMFIELD, Conn. — All 12 attendees of a sold-out harsh noise show were reportedly oblivious to the blaring fire alarm…
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Camden Brazile
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BEACON, N.Y. — A longtime apparel designer for classic rock stalwarts The Grateful Dead admitted they recently exhausted all possibilities…
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Matt Husser
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CHICAGO — Local residents are reportedly hunkering down and preparing for the worst after Dave Matthews Band’s private jet was…
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Matt McInerney
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KEENE, N.H. — Local man Wesley Peck is on day two of an absolute meltdown after being asked what his…
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Steve Packosky
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PHOENIX – Heavy metal icon and singer of Judas Priest Rob Halford reportedly received a final warning for riding his…
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Chris Bratton
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I never thought I’d be a cautionary tale. But now I know you should never get blackout drunk in front…
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Drew Gigis
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FARMINGTON, Mich. — Legendary rockstar, and noted climate change denier Ted Nugent excitedly unveiled the world's first gas-powered guitar to…
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