GLENDALE, Calif. — Punk magician Dakota Fremont finished a trick at a child’s birthday party on Saturday by informing him…
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Ashley Naftule
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TRENTON, N.J. — Local father Frank Redondo continues to live unknowingly under speculation and ridicule due to his unshakeable belief…
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PHILADELPHIA — Self-checkout unit 2012X-C14 gave two weeks notice yesterday to its Main Line Food Empire store in order to…
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Andy Holt
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PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un vowed to decimate the city of Los Angeles with his distinctive…
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CLEVELAND — Local music store employee Sammy Howard takes every opportunity to inform customers that his band was “this fuckin'…
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CHICAGO — Singer/guitarist of political punk band Numb Chomsky and Global Political Systems Ph.D. candidate Miles “The Throat” Fitzsimmons realized…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local punk band Eleanor Rugby are now able to perform spin attacks and wear upgraded armor following a…
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Back in the early 2000s all my best friends were metalheads. People knew me as the guy who could rank…
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DUNWOODY, Ga. — Local goth Gordon Fletcher was reportedly unamused by a coworker’s recent observation that he looks like someone…
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Eric Navarro
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All too often these days I see bands who only go their hardest on stage when there’s a huge crowd.…
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