Steve Packosky
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February 5, 2025
SAN FRANCISCO — Semi-titans of American thrash metal Testament, Exodus, Overkill, and Dark Angel announced their plans to play a…
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Mac McCarthy
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February 4, 2025
SAN DIEGO — Local show attendee Sean Jessey had no choice but to purchase unwanted concert merch to avoid admitting…
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Steve Packosky
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February 4, 2025
LAS VEGAS — Notable classic rock band and purveyor of merchandise KISS released a signature brand of coffee whose taste…
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Rob Ryder
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February 3, 2025
BALTIMORE — Local vinyl collector and self-proclaimed financial wizard Eric Drysden recently calculated his net worth using vinyl website Discogs.com,…
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Chris Bowen
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February 3, 2025
UTICA, N.Y. — VFW Post 226 held an emergency fish fry in an attempt to relieve it from the stench…
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Chris Bowen
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February 2, 2025
CAMILLUS, N.Y. — Local black metal band Bügnorkvlt shrouded a crowd with their evil, mystifying atmosphere, despite playing at a…
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Jason Clemence
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February 1, 2025
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 46-year-old metalhead Rich Dresden nervously concocted a complex narrative to explain to the clerk at Urgent…
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Rob Ryder
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January 29, 2025
OSLO, Norway — Physicists at the Goering Institute of Hardcore Physics recently discovered a new form of toilet paper thinner…
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Cory Cousins
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January 28, 2025
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local stoner rockers Dust Buster’s recent argument that devolved into screaming and name-calling ultimately led to hot,…
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Zack Zagranis
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January 27, 2025
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local Korn fan Floyd Brennan recently admitted that the band hit its peak approximately 50 seconds into…
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