Noah Ammerman
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Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…
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CJ Hernandez
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Kristine Rivera reportedly held her bladder for 12 painful minutes last night, unsure if pressing…
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RIVERTON, Wyo. — Avid Mass Effect fan Martin Shore plans to opt out of voting in the upcoming 2020 presidential…
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Karli Marulli
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LOS ANGELES — Anticipation for the fourth installment of EA’s popular Skate franchise has heightened after the company promised the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs…
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Tiger Force is the moniker of an infamous United States battalion who were known for committing countless crimes during the…
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Chandler Dean
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PS4 CONTROLLER — Though it is used sparingly in many gameplay situations, local PS4 button Triangle insisted that it is…
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Matt Shore
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CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…
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Gabie Barnes
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PHILADELPHIA — Local game enthusiast and known little baby bitch boy Shawn Hughes began his playthrough of The Last of…
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Chandler Dean
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LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the…
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