Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BALTIMORE — Sources report that the newest novel in the Jack Ryan series originally created by Tom Clancy before his…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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LOS ANGELES — MGM Studios announced today that Scarlett Johansson has been cast to play the first black James Bond,…
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M.J. Amory
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OSAKA, Japan — Capcom revealed a spiritual successor to its popular Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney franchise entitled Jordan Peterson: Douche…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SCOTLAND — A new study into the decision-making involved in sorting Hogwarts students into housing, which is done by a…
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Nicky Martin
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MAITLAND, Fl. — In a major change for the incredibly successful series, player avatars in Madden 19 will reportedly feature…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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After unsuccessfully wading into political waters the past couple of years, the popular video game website The Escapist is relaunching…
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M.J. Amory
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HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…
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Bobby D. Lux
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Early yesterday morning, a sword-wielding Barack Obama interrupted a meeting of high-ranking Netflix executives while wearing…
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WASHINGTON — Democrats in the Senate were unable to block President Trump’s replacement for departing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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CHICAGO — Local nerd Chris Patson found himself in a tight spot this morning during a political argument with his…
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