Kevin Flynn
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Amid the COVID-19 crisis, 2019’s Death Stranding has never felt more relevant. When the game was initially released a mere…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Christopher Walken announced today that his 102 degree fever was simply for more cowbell and had…
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Liam O'Malley
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BETHPAGE, N.Y. — After multiple failed attempts at connecting with his son, single father Frank Corbin has reportedly begun to…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…
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Jay Miller
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KNOWHERE, T.R. — A bartender at Starlin’s Bar was forced to cut a section of Groot, a beloved Guardian of…
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Kevin Flynn
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SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an impromptu meeting reacting to the release of the latest game in the controversial Satanic-themed first-person…
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Kevin Flynn
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KANTO — Several minutes after being hatched from an egg received from a nearby day care center, a newborn baby…
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Kevin Flynn
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CHICAGO — During a conversation about video games with a friend at a recent house party, longtime gamer Phillip Krieger…
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Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — Feeling a profound sense of dismay knowing that his effort had been wasted, a dedicated player of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Freddy Strickland has changed all the clocks in his apartment to early July in order…
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