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PlayStation 5 to Bring Back That Slot for Hiding Your Weed In

Rob Steinberg • September 11, 2020

TOKYO — As Sony releases more updates about the highly anticipated PlayStation 5, the company surprised fans with today’s announcement…

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Ubisoft Announces ‘Prince of Persia’ Remake in Effort to Rewind Time to Before They Fucked Up

Kevin Flynn • September 11, 2020

MONTREUIL, France — As part of their UbiForward presentation showcasing their upcoming releases, French game developer Ubisoft announced that they’re…

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4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther

Hard Drive Staff • September 10, 2020

NEW YORK — Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent…

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The Top 5 Comments on Hard Drive Articles This Week

Owen Crowlie • September 10, 2020

Hello commenters and commentees! Doing this column every week, I’ve grown to enjoy reading through everyone’s comments and seeing the…

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Contrarian Having Great 2020

Mark Roebuck • September 9, 2020

PHOENIX — Despite his entire social circle being overcome with anxiety, dread, and financial instability for most of the calendar…

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Microsoft Announces Xbox All Access Will Now Include a PS5

Andy Holt • September 9, 2020

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft announced that the new Xbox All Access monthly subscription would include an Xbox Series X console,…

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Powerful, Strategic Deck Decimated by Opponent’s ‘Have a Lot of Monsters’ Strategy

Ben Collins • September 8, 2020

NASHVILLE — A weekly Magic: The Gathering tournament at local shop Boards & Swords featured a shocking first round upset,…

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Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking a Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem

Mark Roebuck • September 8, 2020

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local bathroom occupant Dan Corrigan has reportedly been plagued by incessant social media ads for Anthem, EA’s…

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Fall Guys Developers Somberly Report Every Time Your Jellybean Falls, It Dies Permanently

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 7, 2020

LONDON — Developers at Mediatonic have somberly revealed to fans that every time you lose a match in their hit…

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Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds

CJ Hernandez • September 7, 2020

TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…

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