Tim Graham
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SAN FRANCISCO — The author of an upcoming biography of Elon Musk found evidence suggesting his obsession with the letter…
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NEW YORK — Local cop Thomas Hannon admitted that he’s excited about his upcoming paid leave of absence once he…
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Peyton Cabral
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OMAHA, Neb. — Mason Asghar, the head bouncer at local club Arroz Con Pollster, recently let in an enormous wooden…
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Ben Friedman
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LANSING, Mich. — Local 72-year-old conservative Gerald Wakowski was on the verge of a complete meltdown after a passerby misgendered…
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Tim Sheard
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LOS ANGELES – Local millennial woman, Jane Torrio was left stunned and envious after discovering how much easier, effective, and…
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Preston Long
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CONCORD, N.H. — Readers across the country were horrified to find that the “about the author” page on a new…
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Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — NBC announced they would be expanding its One Chicago universe this fall by focusing on the punk…
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Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES – Millennials recently found themselves bawling with tears of joy after Steve Burns of “Blue’s Clues” fame once…
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Joe Rumrill
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FIJI — A lifelong punk rock devotee in the middle of his tenure on this season’s “Survivor” repeatedly attempted to…
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Ian Steffé
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NEW YORK — Nine-year-old Oliver Cahill, who has battled rare brain cancer for over half his life, recently met Dr.…
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