Drew Gigis
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A few months back I got laid off from the steel mill after drunk driving an overhead crane, so money…
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Laurie Bolewitz
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NEW YORK — Local man and frequent shirt-wearer Tim Abderman stands accused of being a total poser due to his…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOUISVILLE, Ky.. — Guests at local man Ricky Ellis' house party endured an agonizing 30-minute wait for eccentric cocktails from…
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Matt Husser
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Protectors of the Rhino XXL Male Enhancement Pills recipe have reportedly been prohibited from traveling together in…
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Tim Sheard
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BATON ROUGE, La. — Local woman Georgia Luenette was stunned to notice that, aside from the ‘Check Engine’ light flashing…
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Ben Friedman
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COLTS NECK, N.J. — 40-year-old Luke Childers grew increasingly despondent as his birthday party came to a close, realizing for…
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Sean Fallon
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PALM BEACH, Fla. – Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed…
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Bobby Korec
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Behold! Football is upon us, which means it would be foolish of us not to provide an official power ranking…
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Ian Steffé
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man Nathan Burke was traumatized by an onslaught of unattractive people in Fairmount Park after he took…
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James Knapp
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LOS ANGELES — A brand new Hot Topic franchise opened for business on Hollywood Boulevard mere moments after acclaimed director…
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