Matt Husser
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A pro-Palestine march has reportedly changed courses today after it turned back around to begin a new…
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Tim Sheard
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WHEELING, W. Va. — Local conservative Jerry Wardmore repeatedly stated that Vice President Kamala Harris’ proposed ban on grocery price-gouging…
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Ryan Danley
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NEW YORK — Local Parole Officer Janet Williams admitted she was in a state of disbelief while cataloging the “dumbest…
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Ian Steffé
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A few days into visiting a friend in California, we got free tickets to a taping of “Real Time with…
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Tim Graham
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CLINTON, Mass. — Self-professed food connoisseur Noah Frawley boasts the unusual ability to determine the provenance of microwaved gas station…
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Matt Husser
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BANGOR, Maine — The Ghost of Downing Manor was reportedly feeling pressure to be “on” and haunt the family that…
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Neel Bhakta
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MILWAUKEE — Local sad sack and frequent concert attendee Jorges Henderson recently had his spirits lifted after hearing the singer…
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Laura Lewis
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RICHMOND, Va.— Local man Brent Gould shocked and confused all those in attendance at the funeral of his recently deceased…
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James Knapp
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SETSONVILLE, Md. — A recent influx of white people who are somehow even more wealthy and entitled than the last…
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Joe Rumrill
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FERNDALE, Mich. — Two former strangers seated together on a Megabus ride found common ground through despising the Eagles despite…
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