Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz made a shocking claim that he could expose his genitals to an underaged…
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Matt Oriente
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BAYONNE, N.J. — American author George R. R. Martin teamed up with members of Streetlight Manifesto to announce plans to…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Former Florida Congressman and current Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz reportedly put in an unorthodox request today after…
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Steve Packosky
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SALEM, Ore. – Local resident Lourdes Castello caught a horrifying glimpse into the worst creative slop humanity has to offer…
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Ben Friedman
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CHICAGO — A tourist’s evening was saved after a local Midwest crust punk was nice enough to return their missing…
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Travis Tack
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BANGOR, Maine — Foo Fighters singer Dave Grohl was left with no choice but to tell his second family about…
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Steve Packosky
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DALLAS — Local middle-aged Slayer fan Doug Ulner was immediately prescribed medication to address his presumed high blood pressure upon…
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Steve Packosky
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GREEN BAY, Wisc. — Local man Jason Broderick committed a grievous error in pressing the “Crazy Train” button instead of…
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Carson Kile
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CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — Archaeologists reportedly uncovered ancient cave paintings that depict the very first telling of the Marilyn Manson rib…
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Steve Packosky
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We all know the rules: try your hardest to be a good person and spend your life committing honorable deeds…
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