Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK — Chaos and panic overwhelmed Times Square after the famous New Year’s Eve ball unexpectedly hatched causing revelers…
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Chris Bowen
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NEW YORK — Total loser Jay Draboll plans to spend his entire New Year’s Eve partying with friends in what…
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Matt McInerney
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BOULDER, Colo. — Local man Turner Eaton was seen standing in the soap aisle of CVS, debating whether to purchase…
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Ben Friedman
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EATONTOWN, N.J. — Local man Brian Johanssen admitted that he is still grieving the loss of his favorite radio station…
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Chris Bowen
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ENDICOTT, N.Y. — Local man Jullian Karnes is hopeful for a war waged by the working class towards the wealthy…
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Cory Cousins
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local angsty teen goth hang and ironic t-shirt purveyor Hot Topic traded one of their employees to…
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Matt Oriente
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SAN MATEO, Calif. – President-elect Donald Trump announced via Truth Social his intention to remove "any and all" federal protections…
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The Hard Times Staff
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new bill that bans the word “gay” from being used in…
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Bob Kerr
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LOS ANGELES — Hallmark revealed that their latest holiday movie titled “The Christmas Stud” will feature a punk scene veteran…
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Matt Husser
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LAS VEGAS — Flair bartender Nico Cavalcante drew criticism from his customers today after they all agreed that he probably…
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