DALLAS — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control raised warning flags about a new strain of Hulkamania found in…
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local rap-rock band Antagonyze released their latest single “Cop Kisser” which they say should act as a…
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Popular conservative influencer Jake Fowler intends to “own the libs” by spending two months in a notorious…
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Bobby Korec
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WASHINGTON — Members of the GOP claimed that the opening lyrics to the Misfits’ song “Last Caress” was proof that…
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Ben Friedman
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INDIO, Calif. — Coachella attendee Kayle Cooper breathed a sigh of relief after discovering the Native American headdress she was…
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Tim Graham
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POTTSTOWN, Pa. — Sarah and Luke Fleming opted to have a child to serve to exempt them from attending any…
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Doug Kolic
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CALGARY, Alberta — A dog cohabitating with some local punks announced that he’s fed up with constantly being falsely accused…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump announced a new program to help boost ICE enlistment numbers by promising to forgive any debt…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump made the bold claim that his economy is “hugely much stronger” than that of the…
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Steve Packosky
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NEWARK, N.J. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Gary Morton decided to change his morally reprehensible ways and lead…
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