WASHINGTON — Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu visited President Trump at the White House today and gifted him the remains…
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Charles Bill
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SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Local right-wing conservative Tom Rospin wore a MAGA hat to the airport to let the flight…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today declared his plans to live for eternity after stuffing his…
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BLACKWELL, Okla. — Local man Darren McFadden was ready to take on his day after his Instagram algorithm fed him…
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Shane Pauker
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AKRON, Ohio — Attendees at Hamster Death Method’s latest concert felt overwhelmingly “whoo,” per an impromptu survey conducted by the…
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Trevor Graham
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WICHITA, Kan. — Local 62-year-old dad Carl Strungis reportedly spends hours glued to The History Channel, absorbing absolutely nothing except…
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Jason Clemence
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Local husband and father of three Brett Spalding proudly showed off his expensive new grill to friends…
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Chris Bratton
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WASHINGTON — The Bill from the “Schoolhouse Rock,” best known for singing “I’m Just a Bill” in the fifth episode…
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Doug Kolic
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MESA, Ariz. — A local man, described by everyone who knows him as an unambitious, directionless complete loser, is reportedly…
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NEW YORK — New York Mayor Eric Adams announced he plans to give Sean "Diddy" Combs a second key to…
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