Malia Simon
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It’s almost time for Whore-o-ween, and apparently you are considering dressing as a sexy law enforcement officer. We think that’s…
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Julien Perez
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One of my worst fears came true last night when I found a CD of Poison's "Flesh & Blood" tucked…
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Matt Kennedy
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Baby, you know I love you and I love our relationship. But something has been eating at me and I…
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Jeff Bender
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It almost happened two years ago, when your daughter asked about a fire-dancer sticker on a Prius, but you diverted…
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Carly Silverman
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2024 is coming up and a lot of great bands are heading on the road … but Lindsay and Adam…
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Nathan Kamal
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We've all heard it before: guitar is easy to play, difficult to master, especially for chronic masturbators. However, some of…
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Matt Kennedy
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Ride 'em in rawhide. From the Rough Riders of the Old West to the wandering yodel of Hank Williams, being…
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Dom Turek
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There’s nothing sadder than finding out someone who sucks at their job was giving it their all, and this also…
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Ben Friedman
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My grandpa was one of the coolest, wisest people I’ve even known. He didn’t suffer fools lightly and always taught…
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Nathan Kamal
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Around here, we’re suckers for a feel-good story, but this one really got the waterworks going for us. Dogs may…
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