With god as his wittiness, Michael Towne will never wake up violently hungover lying in a bed of empty White…
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At 38 and in a somewhat intentional bachelorhood after powerful, romantic relationships that ended slowly and grimly to send me…
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To the white guy wearing Jordan 1 mids while holding dual-citizenship in Tech N9ne’s DMs, it’s time for us to…
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Like the quests for the Fountain of Youth or the Holy Grail, I too have spent what feels like eons…
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It’s been said there are no such thing as coincidences, and that naturally occurring phenomena can be explained no matter…
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So your favorite company did something ethically wrong and you want to start a boycott. Congratulations! A lot of people…
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Hola. Mucho gusto. That means “Hi, pleased to meet you.” Did I learn that from your little fucking owl? ¡No!…
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Hey there! I see that you’re about to release a new track, so I thought I’d offer some words of…
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As a musician, earning enough to buy a house is quite the feat and I’m damn proud of that. Now…
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Hot sauce is famously the only aphrodisiac that works when the other person eats it, but it’s no mystery why.…
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