It doesn’t take a genius to see that political discourse in this country has spiraled out of control to the point of mass psychosis. Just look at a typical reaction to any of Trump’s policies and executive orders, and you’ll see countless liberals calling him a warmonger, a crook, and in a few cases a malignant narcissist. Uh, last time I checked, it wasn’t a federal crime to feel good about yourself.
One man in particular, Davenport, Ohio’s own Michael Felson, has thrown his last shred of civility to the wind in his criticisms towards the President, as his frequent concerns regarding Trump’s complete and utter disregard for the once guaranteed rights outlined in the Constitution can only be described as an acute case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
“Well, I didn’t vote in 202,4 so I don’t have much skin in this political stuff, but I gotta say this whole thing with ICE disappearing people and shipping them to foreign prisons without a trial for months on end is kinda pissing all over the Fifth Amendment, right?”
Whoa, calm down there, buddy! Is he really going to nitpick every perceived violation of the bedrock of this country? It’s called “trusting the process”. Maybe should focus less on what Trump is doing behind closed doors at Mar-a-Lago and more on what Hunter Biden is doing at this very moment.
“And now on top of my wife facing deportation, my kid lost their Harvard scholarship after the DEI bans, and getting laid off from my warehouse job because of the tariffs, Trump is really giving the shaft to the Constitution and my family on the daily. How long are we going to let him get away with this?”
Fucking hell, Michael. Imagine having Trump’s policies on the brain 24/7, and not in a “15 MAGA flags on my truck to own the libs” kind of way, but a “I’m a little piss baby because this guy isn’t adhering perfectly to a 238-year-old piece of paper” way. Just let the man do his job for the two days he’s actually in the White House!
Besides, not like Trump is the first rogue, life-upending asshole in American history. If the United States could survive Herbert Hoover, Andrew Johnson, and Warren Harding, then it can survive Trump for however much longer this regime is going to go on. Go touch some grass, psycho!
