Nice Fugazi shirt. Where’d you get it, Target? Heh. Probably. Okay then, name three songs. Please? I’m trying to get into them. Oh, and “Waiting Room” doesn’t count. I heard it already and the bassline bugs me.
I was by the bar with my friend and we saw you walk in wearing it and I was hoping to find out if you were a real fan. Earlier I turned to my buddy and said, “That’s a nice ‘Steady Diet of Nothing’ shirt. That’s a deep cut. I guarantee she’s a real fan and not some poser like me. I bet she can even name three songs by them.”
Don’t you hate posers? I would consider myself a poser when it comes to Fugazi and it just makes me sick to see posers like me walking around in this “Repeater” shirt I got on Amazon. I bet you hate that too, don’t you? Or are you not a real fan?
Thank God you came in here. Earlier, I was talking to the bartender and thought he was gonna help me out. That was until he asked what my favorite song was and I had to say all of ’em so he couldn’t call me out. He asked what I thought about the live series and if I knew they were friends with Cobain. I had to hide in the bathroom and read their Wikipedia page but I think I recovered when I told him they were “noted for their style-transcending music, DIY ethical stance, manner of business practice, and contempt for the music industry.”
Anyway, can you please name three songs by Fugazi that I can name drop? I need to show that bartender I’m not some basic ass poser so I can order an IPA.