Nobody is completely honest while online dating. Some guys will fudge their height a couple inches or pretend to be more into reading than they actually are. So when I labeled myself a “moderate” to attract more chicks, I didn’t really think much of it. However, I soon got an idea of just how close-minded and dismissive these lefties are when the first woman I talked to unmatched me just because I sent her an unsolicited dick pick.
Unbelievable. So much for the tolerant left!
I thought these people were all about acceptance? Here I am, all ready to initiate some light-hearted debate about Israel or trans people in bathrooms (I can go on for hours on that second one), but the conversation comes to an abrupt halt just because I send a nude bathroom selfie while at half-mast? What’s that all about?
Honestly, these liberal women are just as bad as that bartender over at Ruby Tuesday who said she wasn’t flirting with me. Didn’t they get the message with the election back in November? It’s now OK to act like a man, thank God. That socialist cuck Biden is no longer in office, so we don’t have to walk on eggshells when it comes to hangin brain. Women like men who are assertive, and what’s more assertive than taking a snapshot of your pecs and abs along with your partially erect penis? I’d love to know.
President Trump’s only been back in office a few months, so I guess we just have to give it some more time before concepts like masculinity and locker room talk are acceptable again. In the meantime, these Democrats really need to lighten up. They did as much damage as they could over the past four years, but they need to learn their place and step aside so the men can take over again.
Ugh, and she was wearing a Chappel Roan shirt in one of her pictures, too. I didn’t even get to give her my great take on how that music is contributing to the feminization of our culture. I even wrote down what I was going to say in my Notes app. She would’ve loved it.
Oh well. Looks like I just matched with a barista with a septum piercing. Hopefully this one will go over better.