There’s nothing like getting up early on a Saturday and heading over to this Farmer’s Market that I’ve always supported. But if these vendors expect…
Few forces in this world are more powerful than nostalgia. When wielded correctly, this incredible emotion can be used to unify entire generations — or…
Just to be clear, I’m kind of a sad person. Not like a mildly pessimistic, “Mitch McConnell droopy-drawls” kind of sad, but like a “my…
Yesterday I woke up to a missed call and voicemail from my dad. He said, “Son, I got something important to tell you. Call me…
I remember when this country had a pair! When I was growing up we didn’t have all the crybabies doing the tweets or the instergram.…
It’s no secret that our Lord works in mysterious ways. He allows bad things to happen to good people, he buries dinosaur fossils to test…
Listen, we’ve all been in this situation before. You take a little break in your day and decide to sneak a peek at your phone.…
It’s getting entirely too hot to be outside and you know what that means: It’s Renaissance Faire season! Baking in a parking lot all day…
If you’re anything like me, by which I mean anyone between the ages of 10 and 45 in 1995, then HBO’s docu-series Real Sex had…
You can call Jeff Bezos many things; Bald Hitler, Slave driver, fragile ego poster boy, etc. But one thing you can’t call Jeff “The human…
I don’t know how our booking agent has managed to stay on this far but god dammit if this isn’t the absolute last fucking straw.…
It’s no secret that good dads are hard to find, especially when it comes to raising a daughter. Any dad who fosters individuality and confidence…
It seems everywhere I look online these days I see nothing but complaints about our great nation. Whenever I start scrolling on Twitter, TikTok, or…
So I’ve been seeing and hearing a lot of buzz about the new loser my mom is banging and I totally want to check him…
These days, it seems like racism is at the forefront of everything, mostly thanks to former President Donald Trump, and how he brought racism back…