It’s strange how some situations can mirror others almost exactly. For example, a tennis match can look indecipherable from a pickleball match to an outsider.…
I knew going into the office kitchenette was a mistake. I foolishly exchanged pleasantries with someone from accounting, I think his name is Harold but…
The results of this year’s presidential election will forever stand as a moment in which America, for the second time, looked in the mirror and…
Ah, nothing delights me more than encountering someone with the audacity to declare themselves an artist. Oh, you really are an artist? You swaggered into…
Here we go again—the libs are panicking about another innocent, off-the-cuff comment from President Trump. It’s exhausting having to explain what Trump actually meant to…
People in recovery talk about the benefits of transcendental mediation, counting days, and daily journaling, but hidden behind all this self-improvement jargon stands an unsung…
For a long time I wanted to learn about jazz, but didn’t know where to start. One day I was listening to the Twin Peaks…
Look, I’m not really a religious or spiritual person but I’ve been around the block long enough to know that if Green Day’s “Good Riddance”…
It’s never easy watching someone fall from grace while still in their prime, and even worse when you have to watch them squander their talent.…
Alright, let’s get right to it. You know the rumor we’ve heard since the playgrounds at catholic school— I call it the ‘Marilyn Manson.” “If…
As America found out on November 5th, it took more than being “brat” to win the election. Charli XCX, the Mother of all Mothers, endorsed…
You don’t need nicotine patches, Allen Carr audiobooks, or pricy hypnosis sessions to quit smoking. Contrary to the advice of addiction specialists, you can usually…
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve never had a great relationship with sleep. I think it started when I would stay up all…
So, get this—I’m on GoodReads to rate the book I just finished reading. (If you’re curious, it was “The Diary of Anne Frank” and I…
Well, it looks like your worst fear has been realized: a portion of your bare ass has just grazed the dive bar toilet seat. While…