When I grew up, Halloween was the most magical night of the year. You put on costumes, decorate houses in spider webs, and the best…
Now that we’re in the throes of Spooky Season, it can be so easy to be caught up in the festivities you forget about your…
After years of denial, we at The Hard Times finally opened up and were honest with ourselves about our proclivity for nu-metal. As such, we…
Our own vanity plays a huge part in making the “body horror” genre of movies so terrifying. One day you’re walking around in your mid-20’s…
Yikes! Is your relationship on the rocks — or fully over — right when you were supposed to be dressing up for Halloween to show…
Feel Old Yet? The Demon Goat Guy on the Cover of Venom’s “Black Metal” Just Had His 4,078th Birthday
Feel Old Yet? The Demon Goat Guy on the Cover of Venom’s “Black Metal” Just Had His 4,078th Birthday
Who’s got two horns, helped to spearhead the first wave (and only true wave, for my money) of black metal and just hit the big…
Every Fall I watch you normies get all excited that “spooky season” is here once again. That means it’s time for you to put up…
I’m not saying it should cost an arm and a leg to make your home festive for Halloween. All I’m saying is that skeleton decorations…
Life is full of little embarrassments. Toilet paper on your shoe, forgetting a co-worker’s name, eating an entire bowl of fake plastic fruit in front…
“GrooveChews” are the popular new THC-gummy that’s available in all 50 states – even the ones where marijuana is illegal. How’s it possible? Simple: They…
It’s been days since we were first trapped inside this supermarket by the mist. Anyone who goes outside is doomed to be butchered by horrible…
First, let me just say that there’s a legally compliant way to run a blood drive for elementary school students (boring!), and then there’s the…
Should we really let “society” determine when it is and is not appropriate to get a nice buzz on? The answer is categorically yes, if…
There was something undeniably femme in the air that day. A wind that whispered “shhhhhh” into the ears of men on the sidewalk outside the…
In these hard times sometimes putting food on the table means taking a second job or donating bodily fluids but I’ve learned that treating yourself…