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I missed the subway this morning and got caught in the rain, and just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, I walked in and…
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When I grew up, Halloween was the most magical night of the year. You put on costumes, decorate houses in spider webs, and the best…
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After years of denial, we at The Hard Times finally opened up and were honest with ourselves about our proclivity for nu-metal. As such, we…
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Feel Old Yet? The Demon Goat Guy on the Cover of Venom’s “Black Metal” Just Had His 4,078th Birthday
Feel Old Yet? The Demon Goat Guy on the Cover of Venom’s “Black Metal” Just Had His 4,078th Birthday
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Every Fall I watch you normies get all excited that “spooky season” is here once again. That means it’s time for you to put up…
I’m not saying it should cost an arm and a leg to make your home festive for Halloween. All I’m saying is that skeleton decorations…
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