Hey there! I see that you’re about to release a new track, so I thought I’d offer some words of wisdom. Your last song did…
As a musician, earning enough to buy a house is quite the feat and I’m damn proud of that. Now I can say that I’m…
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Samantha and I got married at my father-in-law’s country club. Not our scene, but our friends and families had a great time. Until suddenly, someone…
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There is something that’s been bothering me for nearly 20 years now, and I’m sure a few of you may have had sleepless nights over…
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It’s hard to believe it, but we had the privilege to take our picks from the Plymouth, MN Goodwill’s meticulously curated wall of used DVDs.…