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Have you ever gone on Zillow to fantasize about your dream house? And then searched a cheaper area after you realized your dream house is…
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You guys! I finally did it and accomplished the unthinkable. I stopped going to Starbucks before work every day, and after five years, I’m no…
Me and my boyfriend Mark started dating a little bit ago and he’s great and everything but there is a slight age gap between us.…
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Here’s some wisdom worth heeding: know your place. You might think you know everything, but you’re clearly blindsided by the arrogance of youth. And as…
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Well, I did it! After weeks of updating my resume, blasting job sites, and interviewing for several positions, I landed the most impressive-sounding job I’ve…
The ‘70s are back, baby, and they’re right here in my 250-square-foot apartment. I’m reliving the debauchery of the decade by masturbating to completion, taking…
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We all remember The Bloodhound Gang, right? I mean, maybe not all of us. But if you’re like, between the ages of 30 and 40…
So a lot of people are talking about me, about how I cracked the code to their album, how I unleashed the songs imprisoned inside…