Meet Kevin Holloway, a one-of-a-kind person with such an encyclopedic knowledge of music that he claims he can name all the members of Oasis without…
If you’re anything like me, you’ve got a living nightmare of a job that takes every ounce of your being to make it through the…
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My buddy Jeremy has been feeling pretty depressed lately and his birthday was coming up. So I decided to throw him a party and I…
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Whoa, what a night. Always good to catch up with the old crew when I’m back in town. Glad we could all get together for…
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Damn girl, this night has been magical. Looking at you now has me breaking out into a cold sweat. Like a concerning amount of sweat.…
With god as his wittiness, Michael Towne will never wake up violently hungover lying in a bed of empty White Claws and crushed potato chips…