Matt Husser
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Ah, the Fourth of July: the day we celebrate George Washington conquering thousands of commies back in biblical times to…
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Listen up, weary renters! Are you bummed over the fact that you’ll never know the joy that comes with owning…
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Steve Packosky
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Nu-metal really was a fantastically underrated genre, and society has suffered from it not being in the mainstream for the…
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Tyler Roland
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Meet 56-year-old Don Harlow of Milford, Connecticut. In the wake of his divorce, Harlow has found solace in dating 20-year-old…
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Chris Bowen
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How many times have you been watching TV when a Taco Bell commercial comes on showing hot, smiling twenty-somethings “chilling”…
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Kyle Donley
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So Rick Rubin is producing your next album. Fantastic news! He’s a musical genius known for unconventional production methods such…
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RJ Atkinson
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Wow, you can never judge a book by its cover. Even if that cover is an NYPD uniform. I mean…
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Peter Ferrarese
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Bluesky: It seems like the place on the internet where everyone wants to be right now. “It’s like Twitter, but…
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Theia Hawkins
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Holy fuck you guys won’t believe this shit. McFuckingDonald’s secret menu is real and it will change your normal dumbass…
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My fellow centrists, As of this writing, I have just gotten off the phone with Zohran Mamdani, a democratic socialist,…
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