I know you’re super busy working two jobs and getting your real estate license in your free time, so I’ll be quick. Did you get a chance to listen to the 76 hours of podcasts I recommended to you last week?
Let’s start with “Book Crusher.” It’s the one hosted by those two former CrossFit trainers who read heavy-duty novels and tell you how to talk about them at bars and parties. I learned the characters in “Gravity’s Rainbow” and “Satanic Verses” and I swear I’ve gotten laid like four times since. So what do you think about Bo and Chase’s first dozen or so episodes? You didn’t get to them? Oh. I guess there was no traffic this week, ha!
No worries! Next up we got “Ummmm, Actually…” This is the one hosted by a dude that took three semesters of Philosophy at Yale. He contradicts popular social justice movements with his own ideas and opinions. You didn’t listen to that one either?? But each episode is only ten minutes long! You can get through every episode in like two weeks, tops.
You had to have checked out “Splatter Files.” Just look at the title! It’s the internet’s best gore podcast. No plot. No investigation. Just graphic details of wounds. Come on!
Look, I know you’re crazy overworked right now. But, if I’m being honest, this feels personal. I just find it hard to believe you can’t squeeze in a measly four days of podcasting. Just put it on in the background!