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Nu-metal really was a fantastically underrated genre, and society has suffered from it not being in the mainstream for the past two decades. Luckily, thanks…
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Holy fuck you guys won’t believe this shit. McFuckingDonald’s secret menu is real and it will change your normal dumbass lunch for the better. I…
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Your straight edge loved one has become ensnared in the terrible trap of Liquid Death abuse and you can’t stand to see them like this.…
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