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Sapiosexual is one of those words that has lost all meaning due to overuse. I think that’s because the concept of being sexually attracted to…
So I knew this total jagoff Kevin Kergis, who everyone was absolutely certain peaked in high school. Unfortunately, he’s been having a real renaissance in…
Look, you’ve probably heard a lot about today’s job market and how difficult it is to “break in.” Some will tell you to get on…
So Much for the Tolerant Left: This Liberal Got Mad After I Slept With His Wife and Shit on His Lawn
So Much for the Tolerant Left: This Liberal Got Mad After I Slept With His Wife and Shit on His Lawn
It’s a well-known fact that liberals refer to themselves as the “tolerant left” as evidenced by a meme I saw on Facebook. But if that…
Most techno music to me sounds like someone force-feeding a crushed-up mixture of crystal meth and ecstasy to an NES, a cacophony of bleeps and…
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At The Hard Times, we know how much you love your K-pop. We also know how much you love your pornogrind. Like, you really, really…
As a Republican, I was initially delighted by Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” particularly with the cuts it made to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP),…
Hey, you. Yeah… you. The guy hiding behind the plastic shrubs near the restrooms. Listen as carefully as you can to every word I’m about…
You all know me, you know how I make a living. For decades, I’ve spooked young and old alike with my charmingly macabre tales of…
If you’re anything like me, you like to end a nice long day of crushing it at your dead-end job by perusing Tubi for movies…