Help! I Bought a Vintage Vest at Goodwill and Now I’m in Greta Van Fleet
Every once in a while something will happen that reinforces my belief that free will is merely an illusion. For…
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Zach Hudson
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Hardcore Band Dreams of Getting Big Enough to Afford One Hotel Room on Month Long Tour
BEACON, N.Y. — Local hardcore band Agony Undone are still hoping that after six years of relentless touring this will…
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How To Enjoy Making Pizza at Home Even Though It’ll Never Be as Good as the One on the Tigers Jaw Self-titled Album
So you bought all of the gadgets. You got your pizza stone, rolling pin, and pizza cutter. You even talked…
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Man Removes Last Little Joy in Life by Ordering Cauliflower Crust Pizza
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local man and Frank’s Pizzeria regular Alex Davidson shocked staff and fellow regulars alike by ordering cauliflower…
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Sober Space Only That Way Because of Revoked Liquor License
RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Local dive bar Bog Hill, an establishment notorious for over-serving customers, fights, and unsanitary conditions, shocked regulars…
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We Sat Down With the Guys Doing Nitrous Balloons in the Parking Lot at the Phish Show Because We Hit Rock Bottom
Life comes at you fast sometimes. One day you’re a middle manager at your dad’s accounting firm with a nice…
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We Sat Down With the Wrong Father John Misty and Now We Have to Say 10 Hail Marys
When our publisher told us that he got us an interview with Josh Tilman, also known as “Father John Misty,”…
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Meticulously Planned Acid Trip Foiled By Extra Long Opening Set
AUSTIN, Texas — Local man Evan Stark’s highly anticipated acid trip at progressive rock band Organic Matter’s outdoor concert was…
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How to Save $300 a Month by Making Coffee at Home and Stealing From the Self-Checkout
Money management has been a hot topic lately, and with there being no signs of the cost of living going…
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Feel Old Yet? All of the Flies on the Cover of Alice in Chains’ “Jar of Flies” EP Are Dead Now
It’s hard to believe that Alice In Chains’ iconic EP “Jar of Flies” is almost thirty-years-old. What’s even harder to…
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