Ira Glass Lookalike Contest Held at Yo La Tengo Concert
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — An Ira Glass lookalike contest was held at a Yo La Tengo concert this week, confirmed sources…
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5 Easy Weeknight Meals That Are All Just a Whole Rotisserie Chicken With No Utensils
Weeknights are busy. You come home after a long and hellish day of being told what to do by people…
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“Snowperson” and Other Updated Holiday Terminologies That Are Guaranteed To Incite Pointless Rage in Your Shitty Uncle
It’s the holidays, which means it’s time to go home an delicately navigate social interaction with the right-wing bigots you…
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How To Act Like You’re Interested in Your Co-Worker’s Recap of Their Weekend, Even Though You’ve Been Tracking Their Every Movement on Venmo With a Fervor Not Even You Can Understand
It’s Monday. Your co-worker has a lot to tell you about their weekend, and pretty soon you feel yourself wanting…
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Feminist Win: This Woman Played An Entire Game Of Pool Without A Man Interrupting To Give An Unsolicited Tip
There was something undeniably femme in the air that day. A wind that whispered “shhhhhh” into the ears of men…
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9 Ways To Ask Your Super To Fill Your Holes That Don’t Sound Like What I Just Said
So it finally happened, huh? There’s a hole in your apartment. Wall, sink, tub, floor, it could be any of…
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Opinion: Grandmas Are Chill Until You Remember They’re the Person Who Fucked up Your Mom
Everything was chill. I sat with my Grandma, knocking back a five-year-old tin of Christmas popcorn and flipping through family…
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I Ate a Handful of That Potpourri We All Want To Try in Our Aunt’s Living Room and Here’s What Happened
You can’t tell me you haven’t wanted to grab a handful, shake it around in your palm, and toss it…
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10 Amazon Finds That Won’t Replace The Polly Pocket Airplane You Wanted As A Child, But Might Numb The Pain For A While
I want to preface this by letting you know it actively pains me to address the topic of the original…
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How To Condemn the Chiefs Team Name While Still Wanting Travis Kelce To Kiss You Gently on the Neck
Two things keep us Kansas City folk up at night—The Chiefs team name and Travis Kelce’s raw sexual prowess. I…
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