Review: It’s Not Out for Months But We’re Just Going to Assume ‘The Last of Us 2’ is Really Good
The Last of Us 2 isn’t out until May 29th, but we’re going to go ahead and assume that it’s…
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Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door
WAXAHACHIE, Texas — Local couple Darryl Perkins and Amanda Stein recently found out they were going to get into a…
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Idris Elba Should Be the Next Gex the Gecko
We all know Gex the Gecko is a pop culture icon. The gecko’s antics are a sight to behold, his…
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Charles Koch Doesn’t Understand Why Character in First Place Can’t Also Get Blue Shell
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Billionaire owner of Koch Industries Charles Koch recently gave a two-hour symposium at his alma mater MIT…
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Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’
WASHINGTON — Climate scientists unveiled their findings today that the Earth’s temperature is rising because some dude named Jeremy has…
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Impeachment Begins With 3 Days of Pelosi and Trump Charging Their Energy
WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and President Donald Trump began the impeachment process this week by standing…
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We Reviewed Every Game on the Chili’s Tablet Menu
Every gamer’s favorite restaurant, Chili’s, released a new cutting edge touchscreen tablet menu this week that has sent ripples throughout…
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Is a Game Truly Free to Play?
In this modern age of immediate pleasures, of instant dopamine hits from crates full of loot common, rare, and epic,…
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Father Ignoring His Children to Play New Dad Simulator
DALLAS — Local father John Daniels has been ignoring his daughter Brienne, 6, and son Charlie, 12, for the past…
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