Alcoholic and Stoner Meet in the Middle at 4:40
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Local stoner A.C. Dermott and alcoholic friend Jessie Brown reportedly met up on Friday to crack a…
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Replacement Singers That Didn’t Completely Ruin the Bands They Joined Despite What the Oldest Guy You Know Says
Vocalists are often the heart of any band they are in. Replacing them can be a death sentence, but sometimes,…
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Teen With ADHD Bouncing Legs at Table Has Killer Double Bass Drum Potential
WICHITA, Kan. — Local teenager Denise Draymond’s uncontrollable leg bouncing and foot tapping is catching the attention of multiple people…
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10 Mike Patton Songs That Document His Journey Towards Joining Every Musical Act On Earth
While he remains known for his tenure as Faith No More’s singer, Mike Patton has an astonishing resumé rivaled only…
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Every Tool Album Ranked
We desperately needed to raise our IQ by a few points, so we decided to re-listen to Tool’s five full-length…
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Every Nine Inch Nails Album Ranked
Nine Inch Nails is a hard band to categorize. Best known as the side project of the guy that created…
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Aphex Twin Fires Up Password Generator After Finishing New EP
CORNWALL, U.K. – Renowned electronic musician Aphex Twin recently logged into his lastpass.com premium account to glean titles for the…
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Cute: This Session Musician Is Acting Like He’s in the Fucking Band
Following his recording of three drum tracks for local pop-punk group Exploding Eye Sockets, drummer and session musician Jim Friedman…
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Umlaut Unnecessary
FRANKENMUTH, Mich. — Local grindcore band Ültimate Castration came under fire for adding a completely unnecessary umlaut over the ‘u’…
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Astrology Fucking Up Otherwise Perfect Couple
LOS ANGELES — Local Leo Andrew Allsop is distraught after discovering that astrological differences appear to be an active threat…
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