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April 11, 2023

Nine Inch Nails is a hard band to categorize. Best known as the side project of the guy that created…

February 4, 2023

CORNWALL, U.K. – Renowned electronic musician Aphex Twin recently logged into his lastpass.com premium account to glean titles for the…

January 17, 2023

Following his recording of three drum tracks for local pop-punk group Exploding Eye Sockets, drummer and session musician Jim Friedman…

June 21, 2022

FRANKENMUTH, Mich. — Local grindcore band Ültimate Castration came under fire for adding a completely unnecessary umlaut over the ‘u’…

June 11, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Local Leo Andrew Allsop is distraught after discovering that astrological differences appear to be an active threat…

February 7, 2022

“Groundhog Day” is widely regarded to be one of the best mainstream comedies of the ‘90s, and for good reason!…

January 10, 2022

WINNETKA, Ill. — New Trier High School bully from the class of 1997, Al Edwin, is amazed at what losers…

January 2, 2022

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Insurance claims adjuster Jason Parkinson became frustrated this morning over the unhelpful password recovery hint that he…

September 10, 2021

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local stoner Dave Truman set out to prove to friends, family, and acquaintances that weed is not…

August 18, 2021

BOSTON — Local 39-year-old Tool fan Mark Gibson spent his entire shift last Wednesday angry at the fact that a…