Real Life “Groundhog Day?” I Have To Go to Work Again February 7, 2022 “Groundhog Day” is widely regarded to be one of the best mainstream comedies of the ‘90s, and for good reason!… Read More →
Former ’90s School Bully Amazed What Losers Can Get Away With Now January 10, 2022 WINNETKA, Ill. — New Trier High School bully from the class of 1997, Al Edwin, is amazed at what losers… Read More →
Password Hint Only Making Things Worse January 2, 2022 CUPERTINO, Calif. — Insurance claims adjuster Jason Parkinson became frustrated this morning over the unhelpful password recovery hint that he… Read More →
Stoner Proves Weed Is Not Addictive By Going Without It for 12 Entire Hours September 10, 2021 KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local stoner Dave Truman set out to prove to friends, family, and acquaintances that weed is not… Read More →
Tool Fan Can’t Believe a Genius Like Him Is Working at Hot Topic August 18, 2021 BOSTON — Local 39-year-old Tool fan Mark Gibson spent his entire shift last Wednesday angry at the fact that a… Read More →
Man Places $7 in Fridge Each Time He Grabs a Beer to Replicate Concert Experience March 30, 2021 EVANSTON, Ill. — Local man Ryan Michaelson began a new ritual last October, placing $7 in his fridge each time… Read More →