Astrology Fucking Up Otherwise Perfect Couple
LOS ANGELES — Local Leo Andrew Allsop is distraught after discovering that astrological differences appear to be an active threat…
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Real Life “Groundhog Day?” I Have To Go to Work Again
“Groundhog Day” is widely regarded to be one of the best mainstream comedies of the ‘90s, and for good reason!…
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Former ’90s School Bully Amazed What Losers Can Get Away With Now
WINNETKA, Ill. — New Trier High School bully from the class of 1997, Al Edwin, is amazed at what losers…
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Password Hint Only Making Things Worse
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Insurance claims adjuster Jason Parkinson became frustrated this morning over the unhelpful password recovery hint that he…
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Stoner Proves Weed Is Not Addictive By Going Without It for 12 Entire Hours
KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local stoner Dave Truman set out to prove to friends, family, and acquaintances that weed is not…
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Tool Fan Can’t Believe a Genius Like Him Is Working at Hot Topic
BOSTON — Local 39-year-old Tool fan Mark Gibson spent his entire shift last Wednesday angry at the fact that a…
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Man Places $7 in Fridge Each Time He Grabs a Beer to Replicate Concert Experience
EVANSTON, Ill. — Local man Ryan Michaelson began a new ritual last October, placing $7 in his fridge each time…
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