“Sorry About the Mess” Says Date, Referring to Self
BOSTON — Local man Chet Deacon began the conversation on a first day with Alyssa Marco by apologizing for “the…
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Drummer Looking to Start Some Shit Deterred by “No Drama” Stipulation on Craigslist Ad
PHOENIX — Local musician and currently band-less drummer Elle Jade's hopes of joining a new group were promptly crushed after…
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Dumpster Diving Punks in Tennessee Slowly Becoming Most Literate, Multicultural Population in North America
ATHENS, Tenn. — Punks across Tennessee sifting through dumpsters for “perfectly good food” are inadvertently becoming the most well-educated people…
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Atreyu Sells Entire Catalog to Sony in Landmark $13.99 Deal
YORBA LINDA, Calif. — Sony Music Group announced the acquisition of all recorded works and songwriting property of metalcore outfit…
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Shazam App Too Ashamed to Admit it Knows Band Playing Over Marshalls PA is Maroon 5
SAN DIEGO — Music identification software Shazam faced an ethical dilemma today, ultimately failing to disclose the song playing at…
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Bassist Heartbroken to Miss Son’s First “Hysteria” Riff While at Work
SAN DIEGO — Local breadwinner and career bassist Clarissa Khatri announced a leave of absence from his day job after…
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Basement Rehearsal Space Sprouts Enough Fuzzy Mold for Decent Sound Proofing
MEDFORD, Mass. — The basement practice space at 234 Syrup Street is reportedly overrun by enough Aspergillus fumigatus to dampen…
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How Metallica’s “St. Anger” Album Changed the Wobble in My Coffee Table Forever
By 2003, Metallica had released seven legendary albums and critics were already anointing them among the greatest metal bands of…
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Hipster Outside of Trader Joe’s Asking Shoppers if They’ve Heard of Wegmans
UTICA, N.Y. — A local hipster was terrorizing shoppers leaving an area Trader Joe’s grocery store yesterday, asking if they’ve…
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Supervisor Has Heard of Female Employee’s Harassment Complaints, But Never Really Listened to Them
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — DrudgeCo branch manager Topher Ranetsburg admitted earlier today that while he is “generally aware” of the multiple…
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