JD Vance Accidentally Gives Wife Valentine Addressed to Couch
WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance mistakenly gifted his wife Usha Vance a Valentine’s Day card that was meant for…
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You Know Who Isn’t in the Epstein Files? Cannibal Corpse and Corpsegrinder
Hey, Mom and Dad, you hear that? You hear it? Listen closely now. That is the sound of vindication. Oh,…
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Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups
WASHINGTON — Multiple D.C. area movie theaters say Republican members of Congress and congressional staffers have begun using empty screenings…
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Pete Hegseth’s Office to Appear on Latest Episode of ‘Bar Rescue’
WASHINGTON — An upcoming episode of "Bar Rescue" will see gastropub mogul John Taffer attempt to rehabilitate Secretary of Defense…
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Five Persecution Fantasies That Get Me, a Conservative Christian, as Hard as a Fucking Rock
As a conservative Christian, I’m no stranger to a good persecution fantasy. The idea that I’m somehow being oppressed despite…
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Five Songs by the Who That’ll Make You Say “Didn’t Their Guitarist Get Caught Using His Credit Card To Access a Child Porn Website and Then Everyone Just, Like, Forgot About It?”
If you have access to an FM radio, you’ve been unfortunate enough to hear at least one song by British…
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Ice Agent Just Three Summary Executions Away From Getting Free Spicy Deluxe Sandwich From Chick-Fil-a
MINNEAPOLIS — Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who summarily executed 37-year-old Renee Good, was excited that he only had to…
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The Next Nosferatu? This Guy Just Fucked My Wife
It seems these days that we are constantly being inundated with content, whether it’s from the Internet, television, or movies.…
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Promised Slow Descent Into Fascism Picks Up an Alarming Amount of Speed
WASHINGTON — Citizens across the nation were surprised to learn that the long-promised slow descent into fascism has rapidly accelerated…
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Opinion: Now I Only Use Facebook for Marketplace and to Alert My Loved Ones That the White Race Is Under Attack
Remember back in the day when Facebook was a genuinely useful social tool for keeping in touch with old friends…
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