At The Hard Times, we know how much you love your K-pop. We also know how much you love your pornogrind. Like, you really, really…
Having an erection in public is embarrassing, but it happens to the best of us. I was fully prepared to look away and not say…
WASHINGTON — A new poll conducted by AIPAC found the top candidates for the 2028 presidential nomination are down to Pennsylvania politicians John Fetterman and…
Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil definitely has a troubled history with driving. He came under fire in late 1984 for an incident in which he…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — A stunning rendition of The Beatles’ 1965 hit “Yesterday” by busker Alan Wentzel was completely overshadowed by an unhoused man masturbating in…
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local teenage punk Mathias Schuler is teetering between the kind of punk that makes a positive impact on society or the type…
It’s time to come clean once and for all. The best meal I’ve ever had was the two slices of limp cheese between a couple…
HULL, U.K. — Extreme metal provocateurs Infant Annihilator are changing their name in an effort to minimize any association with the State of Israel and…
DALLAS — A local 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline worker abruptly hung up on a caller from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement who was despondent…
Nobody is completely honest while online dating. Some guys will fudge their height a couple inches or pretend to be more into reading than they…
NEW YORK — President Donald Trump’s sons Eric and Don Jr. announced a new Trump Mobile cellular phone service that will feature a new phone…
Summer is almost here. That means hopping in your car and hitting the open road with your best friends and family. But before you plan…
NEW YORK — Columbia University agreed to re-hire several prominent phrenologists in a bid to quell President Trump’s threat of federal budget cuts, confirmed sources.…
Here’s what I’ve found about Sly Stone on the web, with absolutely no pre-programmed bias or agenda. Sly “Sylvester” Stone was a pioneering musician in…
Everybody is aware of John Mellencamp’s befuddling “suckin’ on chili dogs” line, so we sat down with the aging rocker to learn the real meaning…