Opinion: The CIA Torture Playlist Is Actually Pretty Good
So I was recently on the lookout for a new playlist to listen to while I’m doing chores or getting…
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Tim Sheard
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Right-Wing Evangelical Thought Leader Assures Followers They Don’t Have To Tolerate Jewish People To Find Israel’s Ethno-Religious Apartheid Appealing
LYNCHBURG, Va. — Pastor Ned Hendry of the New Life in the Living and Loving Waters of Jesus Church in…
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Ugh, Just Skip Him: This Make-A-Wish Kid Requested To Be a Cop for a Day
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has been giving special boys and girls a chance to live their dreams for well over four…
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IMPORTANT: Please Review These Rules Before Entering Lee Greenwood’s Fuck-a-Fan Contest
At this point, you have undoubtedly heard of American country singer Lee Greenwood’s Fuck-A-Fan contest, and chances are high that…
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The Five Most Horrifying Naked People I Saw on “Real Sex” During That Free Weekend of HBO I Got in 1999
Ahhh, “Real Sex”. Remember that show? No? Well, you just weren’t lucky enough to have Comcast randomly gift your household…
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Wait, What’s Wrong With These Ones? We Found Five Grunge Albums That Don’t Have a Baby Dick on the Cover
Grunge was a huge subgenre of alternative rock that sprang out of the Pacific Northwest in the mid-eighties before fizzling…
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Nation’s Bosses Announce Plans To Call You on Teams the Second You Sit Down To Take a Shit
DETROIT — The nation’s bosses have announced their plan to call you on collaboration platform Microsoft Teams the second you…
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Democrats Divided on How to Not Respond to GOP Gerrymandering Wins
Democratic leaders are torn on what tactics to use in order to best not respond to last week's Virginia Supreme…
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We Sat Down With Porn Enthusiast Mike Johnson To See What He and His Son Have Been Jacking off to Lately
If you’re reading this, we know you’re just as much of a fan of sucking, fucking, and stroking as we…
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The Next “Angel Is the Centerfold”? I Think My Old High School Crush Is in This Footjob Cumpilation
Few bands had a hit in the eighties that resonated with so broad an audience as J. Geils Band did…
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