Steve Esparra, Author at HARDTIMES

April 13, 2023

Ah, the Garden State. To know her is to marginally tolerate her out of necessity. The taxes, the corrupt politicians,…

April 5, 2023

With the news that Heyer Elementary School in Waukesha, Wisconsin has removed “Rainbowland” by Dolly Parton and Miley Cyrus from…

September 18, 2022

CHICAGO — Festival attendee Darryl Lynch is struggling to piece together the past 24 hours after consuming several beers before…

September 6, 2022

It's hard work being one of the only true Alpha Males left in this world. A major part of being…

January 12, 2022

NEW YORK — Local unemployed man George Costanza attempted to impress colleagues by pretending to be a member of metalcore…

January 10, 2022

TEMPE, Ariz. — Attendees at a recent Foo Fighters concert were treated to a special surprise when the band brought…

February 18, 2021

LOS GATOS, Calif. — The remaining members of the outspoken nü-metal band Trapt are seeking an ill-informed bigot with cursory…

February 14, 2021

Listen, you all can celebrate Bullet for My Valentine until your hearts melt, but just know that you’re being manipulated…

December 21, 2020

WASHINGTON — President Trump added a new addendum to the COVID-19 relief bill passed by Congress yesterday, prohibiting American women…

November 25, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — Recent transplant Eric Bromley’s ill-fated attempt to meet new people outside of a punk show escalated into a…

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