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Opinion: You Guys Cool With Intro, Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus, Outro for This One?
Opinion: You Guys Cool With Intro, Verse, Chorus, Verse, Chorus, Bridge, Chorus, Outro for This One?
Alright fellas, we are almost done writing this album! Super stoked on how it’s starting to come together. I don’t know about you guys but…
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