LANCASTER, Penn. — Local punk Jason Harris was disappointed that he is unable to bond with his father over their shared hatred of Joe Biden…
SYDNEY — An enlightening new study from researchers at The University of Sydney found that the majority of sea turtles get straws stuck up their…
When we saw that this beautiful German Shepherd named Rory was going to be retired by the police department, we wanted to give it a…
Jason Kuebler has been my worst enemy for as long as I can remember. Getting bullied by him starting in grade school and then all…
When many people think of drugs they think of this scary boogey man that has no social benefits. Of course, some drugs can’t be trusted.…
CANAL WINCHESTER, Ohio — Local man Evan Taylor found himself the unwitting winner of his friend’s ugly Christmas sweater party after wearing a horrendously tacky…
Does the My Chemical Romance singer think I’m stupid? He clearly must think I’m a big fucking joke if he assumes I’m dumb enough to…
LOS ANGELES — Tobey Maguire’s highly anticipated return to the Spider-Man franchise is already confusing fans when it was announced that his character will be…
EUREKA, Calif. — A squirrel rapidly burying nuts in the ground in preparation for the winter is now better prepared for retirement than one local…
First of all, I don’t see what’s so funny about this. I am in a lot of pain, and I’m just looking for advice on…
Despite a lack of scientific evidence, the flat earth movement has gained a lot of new followers due to the advent of the internet and…