We Successfully Petitioned To Get Uncle Kracker Canceled but Now We Can’t Remember Why
Have you ever gotten so wrapped up in what you were doing you lost sight of why you were doing…
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Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field
CLAY CENTER, Kan. — An environmental catastrophe devastated a local farmer’s field after a malfunctioning wind turbine caused a dangerous…
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Kristi Noem Saves Face by Claiming Dog She Shot Was Infected with Woke Mind Virus
PIERRE, S.D. – South Dakota Governor and potential Trump 2024 running mate Kristi Noem tried to save face after admitting…
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Steve From “Blue’s Clues” Touches Hearts of Millennials by Beating Dan Schneider to Death With His Bare Hands
LOS ANGELES – Millennials recently found themselves bawling with tears of joy after Steve Burns of “Blue’s Clues” fame once…
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We Reported Our Professor for Sexual Harassment and Nothing Happened to Him but We Did Learn About How Tenure Works
Being sexually harassed at school is a difficult problem to handle but with some encouragement from my friends, I worked…
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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand
Me and my boyfriend Mark started dating a little bit ago and he’s great and everything but there is a…
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That’s Really All It Took?! We Got This Guy To Stop Supporting Trump by Mocking Him With a Fake Whip Noise
Trump supporters are notorious for their undying loyalty to their creamsicle god. The idea that Trump could shoot someone on…
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Joe Biden Spends The Entire State of The Union Explaining How True Emo Only Comes From The Washington D.C. Hardcore Scene
WASHINGTON — Observers of Thursday’s State of The Union address were surprised by Joe Biden’s speech after he spent the…
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Fred Durst’s Neighbor Requests Next Time He Borrows Chainsaw He Doesn’t Return It Covered in Ass Skin
LOS ANGELES – The neighbor of Fred Durst is reportedly nonplussed after his chainsaw was returned absolutely covered in the…
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Supreme Court Waiting For Latest Check to Clear Before Deciding if Trump Stays on Ballot
WASHINGTON – Officials at the Supreme Court announced their decision on whether or not Donald Trump should be allowed on…
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