Patrick Crooks, Author at HARDTIMES

December 28, 2019

ATHENS, Ga. — A Gibson Flying V with over 20 years of service in the punk scene was smashed just…

December 27, 2019

Released in 1994, Little Giants is the classic underdog story of a misfit football team overcoming the odds to defeat…

December 16, 2019

Theses days, the bureaucracy and red tape of local government are choking the life out of democracy. And I don't…

December 6, 2019

NEW YORK — Executives at Buzzfeed issued an apology today for their quiz, “Plan A Perfect Winter Day and We’ll…

November 27, 2019

RICHMOND, Ind. — Depressed man Mike Calkins’s cries for help yesterday were laughed off again by friends and colleagues, due…

November 24, 2019

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. — Aspiring influencer Joey Partouzi abandoned a much-hyped DIY project in record time yesterday after facing a small…

November 24, 2019

VISTA, Calif. — Divorced parents Margaret Clark and Pete Doyle put aside years of mutual acrimony last night, reconnecting over…

November 24, 2019

WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence was “disoriented” and “inconsolable” last night leaving a concert by metal band Lamb of…

November 23, 2019

PORTLAND, Maine — Attendees, staff, and band at a Drunk Witch show last night simultaneously all concluded that they’re just…

November 23, 2019

DETROIT — Controversial singer/songwriter Morrissey is now selling signed copies of albums by the notorious white power band Skrewdiver for…