Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

December 10, 2017

MINEOLA, Texas — The hope of trying West Coast-based fast food restaurant In-N-Out Burger is reportedly the only thing keeping…

December 8, 2017

SEATTLE — The War on Christmas took a disturbing turn this week when radicalized Starbucks employees released a shocking video…

November 22, 2017

WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…

November 20, 2017

FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Every '90s kid remembers the classic commercial for the board game Crossfire: Two leather-clad children…

November 13, 2017

Just two years ago, I was stuck in a 40 hour-a-week, 100K-a-year job with amazing health benefits. Sure, it…

November 4, 2017

FARMINGDALE, N.Y. — Bob Dylan fan Eric Donnelly panicked after a classic rock station played three Dylan songs in a…

October 23, 2017

CENTERVILLE, Ohio — Spaceboy Records clerk and “total poser” Matthew Wright was shamefully only able to name 22 of 25…

October 16, 2017

I’m a pretty normal guy, I’ve got a job, I’ve got hobbies. I like to go to the movies and…

October 13, 2017

ALAMOGORDO, N.M. — A recently opened GameStop experiencing a rash of paranormal phenomena was discovered to be built atop the…

October 6, 2017

BEAUFORT, S.C.— Shantal Addams was shocked to find that several characters she created in the video game The Sims had…