April 27, 2018
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — The guitarist and songwriter of a popular metal band was accused yesterday of using excessive umlauts…
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April 25, 2018
ATLANTA -— Stubborn, delusional punk Drew Blaney, who has lost a third of his mohawk due to his receding hairline,…
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April 25, 2018
Believe it or not, I used to be really pathetic. I used to be the guy who was routinely borrowing…
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April 18, 2018
Punk’s not dead, right? Spoiler alert, dipshit! According to this fan theory, punk has been dead for decades. Not only…
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April 13, 2018
Say goodbye to your childhoods, kiddos! In light of the recent news that Toys R Us stores across the country…
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April 12, 2018
Meet Walter Flannery. 64-year-old file clerk, two-time divorcee, grandfather of two beautiful pomeranians, and podcasting entrepreneur. Walter is one of…
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April 4, 2018
Brothers, As The Sect’s first ever reporter, and its only member with permission to leave our community, I serve as…
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March 22, 2018
Oh, OK. So apparently I’m the only one here who truly cares about the success of this band. Because from…
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March 15, 2018
The Kinks. Need I say more? Fronted by the original brawling British brothers, Ray and Dave Davies (sorry, Liam and…
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March 14, 2018
AUSTIN — Drummer Terry Santoro has prepared several ideas for mobile apps to pitch to Silicon Valley insiders attending the…
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