Patrick Coyne, Author at HARDTIMES

January 6, 2018

NEW ORLEANS — Jerry Nichols, the enthusiastic and supportive father of drummer Chris Nichols, is incessantly emailing his son band…

January 4, 2018

WASHINGTON — Verizon users experienced a sudden and painful throttling of their Internet speed while playing "Overwatch", specifically against FCC…

December 31, 2017

Two things I know for sure — Most sexual fetishes can be traced back to a singular, intense childhood experience,…

December 26, 2017

Here at Hard Style we like to get laid. Big time! When you satirize punk culture, men and women are…

December 24, 2017

BALTIMORE — Infamous punk house “Crazz Manor” in Baltimore’s Waverly neighborhood was upgraded yesterday from a punk house to a…

December 17, 2017

The cheesy yet undeniably catchy Baker Street is best known for an anthemic saxophone solo that is universally beloved by…

December 14, 2017

Futurists predict that within several decades, sex with robots will be a normal and accepted facet of the human experience.…

December 11, 2017

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Music fans at the Kentucky State Fair were surprised and depressed last week to learn that what…

December 10, 2017

MINEOLA, Texas — The hope of trying West Coast-based fast food restaurant In-N-Out Burger is reportedly the only thing keeping…

December 8, 2017

SEATTLE — The War on Christmas took a disturbing turn this week when radicalized Starbucks employees released a shocking video…