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March 30, 2020

RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons…

March 27, 2020

WASHINGTON — In order to streamline distribution, sources are reporting that Universal Basic Income will be distributed to Americans via…

March 25, 2020

Thousands of gamers across the world are providing testimonials accusing Sonic The Hedgehog water levels of giving them lifelong anxiety…

February 24, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — With only a week left before their deadline, a group of stressed, chain-smoking developers of the new…

January 23, 2020

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local XCOM player Chris Sweeten was not totally prepared to trust a 90% match with a girl…

January 21, 2020

LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed…

January 16, 2020

SANTA FE, N.M. — Blindsided by the delay of its upcoming remake, Square Enix fan Derick Stanley tells reporters he…

January 15, 2020

WASHINGTON — Scientifically confirming a correlation that has been speculated for decades, a recent study by the Pew Research Center…

January 10, 2020

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Members of the Fallout: New Vegas speedrunning community are locked in a contentious debate over the…

December 31, 2019

SILVER CITY, N.M. — Former Columbia University law student Brendan Stack recently transferred to Western New Mexico University, fleeing the…