Neil Floyd, Author at HARDTIMES

May 20, 2019

Greetings, humans and other sentient creatures of Earth. It is I, Optimus Prime, leader of the heroic Autobots and sworn…

March 24, 2019

TUNIS, Tunisia — Christian Bale, an actor known for dramatic transformations, has gained over 450,000 pounds to play a sandworm…

March 11, 2019

SIOUX FALLS — Indie battle royale Fear the Wolves was reportedly heartbroken after it realized you were only playing for…

March 7, 2019

PHILADELPHIA – Local gamer Jamie Stanfield was shocked when she realized 11 months into a marathon-speed playthrough of Civilization VI…

February 5, 2019

WASHINGTON — President Trump shocked the nation today when he unveiled a new plan which pits 325 million Americans in…

January 27, 2019

WASHINGTON — The newly-emboldened Democratic Party is in disarray today after President Trump announced on social media that the United…

January 19, 2019

CHICAGO — Kate Patterson was reportedly disappointed Saturday when her date arrived two hours late and had the gall to…

January 16, 2019

LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. — The tenth session of a small Dungeons & Dragons game took a turn when Greg Atkinson,…

January 2, 2019

The Star Wars fandom is full of debates. Did Han or Greedo shoot first? Are Ewoks cute or annoying kid…

November 16, 2018

Like most millennials, the past few years have been rough for me. I had no money, no job, and still…