Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions
MADISON, Wis. — An overly cautious Dungeons & Dragons party is reportedly still lingering in the Purple Pig Tavern, the…
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Confused Gamer Can’t Find Sniper Option on Army Enlistment Form
LEAWOOD, Kan. — Local gamer Kevin Zelinski was confused when he couldn’t find the option to enlist as a sniper…
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Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last Scold
OMAHA, Neb. — Following the release of new footage from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker at the D23 Expo,…
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Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With
SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an act of hubris that defied the very laws of nature, avid D&D player and modern-day…
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Sloth Furry Arrives Three Days Late to Convention
ROSEMONT, Ill. — A member of the regional furry community expressed frustration following the Midwest Furfest this past weekend, after…
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Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own
There’s a point in every nerd’s life when they think about making a Dungeons & Dragons podcast. First, you’re jokingly…
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Report: 20-Member Group Chat Much Worse in Person
CHICAGO — A local 20-person group chat was reportedly much less enjoyable in person, according to sources familiar with the…
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Gamer Parent Calls Every Piece of Son’s Sport Equipment a Nike
KATY, Texas — Local parent and avid gamer Ashley Garcia reportedly refers to every piece of her son’s sports equipment…
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Amazon Gamifies Warehouse so If You Mess Up Three Times You Die
WHITESTOWN, Ind. — Amazon today revealed a new wave of gamification techniques for its fulfillment centers that include killing an…
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Disappointed Andy Serkis Unwraps Yet Another Mo-Cap Suit For Birthday
LONDON — A melancholy Andy Serkis was seen opening another gift containing a motion capture suit during his 55th birthday…
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