Heartwarming! This Hero Dog Saved Three Kids, so We Let It Bite the Shit Out of One!
Around here, we’re suckers for a feel-good story, but this one really got the waterworks going for us. Dogs may…
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Nathan Kamal
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I’m a Cenobite From “Hellraiser” and I Just Found Out You’ve All Been Calling Me a Hurtful Name
For countless, immeasurable eons, we Cenobites have watched humanity and all your little joys and tiny torments. We are demons…
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Cinema Icon: 15 Lesser Known Film Roles of Blowjob Bear From the Shining
When we think of filmmaker Stanley Kubrick’s 1980 masterpiece, The Shining, we all only think of one thing: the actor…
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Audience Member Preparing to Throw Phone at Taylor Swift Torn Apart by Mysterious Shadows
CHICAGO — Taylor Swift concertgoer Noah Nussbaum was torn into dozens of bloody chunks of meat by dark, shrieking shadows…
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“The O.C.” Intro Flashes Before Dying Millennial’s Eyes
CHICAGO — Thirty-eight-year-old millennial and grocery store manager Tyler Bretlin was shocked to vividly re-experience the iconic opening credits scene…
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Punk Who Misses “Old New York” 17 Years Old
PATERSON, N.J. — Local punk and high school junior Terry Probost, who often claims to miss the grimy, dangerous, pre-Guiliani…
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Vinyl Collector Dad Can’t Decide Whether Kids Should Be Alphabetical or Chronological
SALEM, Ore. — Local father of four and avid collector of vinyl records Douglas Buckner is unsure whether his children…
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Punk Gym Teacher Thinks Freshman Has Great Potential to Smoke Under Bleachers
EUGENE, Ore. — Arthur “Sweaty” Grant, a punk physical education teacher at Churchill High School, expressed that incoming freshman student…
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We Sat Down With St. Vincent but She Didn’t Do Anything To Cure Our Leprosy
Few rock stars have successfully moved through as many artistic phases as St. Vincent, from the pretentiously complex chamber pop…
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50 Breathtaking Fantasy Worlds Ranked By How Quickly We’d Be Eaten by a Dragon or Some Shit
Whether you call it weird fiction, sword and sorcery, or just plain nerd stuff, the fantasy genre is pretty incredible.…
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