5 Awesome Fashion Hacks to Tell the World “I Absorbed My Twin in the Womb!”
Fashion trends come and go, but true style is deeply personal and unique. Clothing isn’t just something you wear or…
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Opinion: Show Me in the Rulebook Where It Says a Dog, Which We’ve Established Can Play Basketball, Can’t Bite Another Player to Death
Okay, so you’ve called time-out and are wasting everyone’s precious time when they could be watching a thrilling yet family-friendly…
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Oh, You’re a Cat Lover? Name Three Insane Things the Parasites in Your Brain Have Compelled You To Do
Huh, that’s sure some graphic tee you’re wearing. Let me take a closer look at the image you’re so casually…
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Man Pretending to Read “Gravity’s Rainbow” Envious of Man Pretending to Read “Infinite Jest”
CHICAGO — Local man and ostentatious snob William Huller was struck with an intense wave of envy as he pretended…
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So Your Fellow Lifeboat Survivors Have Turned into Giant Talking Hams: 5 Great Recipes!
We’ve all been in this situation: the luxurious cruise ship on which you were traveling for some well-earned relaxation time…
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20 Lyrics from The Killers to Make a Youth Pastor Seem Kind of Semi-Cool
The Killers are one of the single biggest rock acts of the this millennium, a powerhouse band propelled by the…
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We Made the Perfect Grilled Cheese and Now Everything Else Sucks
Is there anything better than a grilled cheese? That crisp, butter-soaked bread, the gooey, stretchy cheese, the divine pairing of…
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Bartender Has No Idea Regulars Consider Him a Close Friend
EUGENE, Ore. — Leo Radler, a bartender at local pub The Swampland, is completely unaware that many of the regular…
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Gas Leak Only Decent-Smelling Thing in Punk House
CHICAGO — An undetected and increasingly dangerous leak from a gas main at the Rogers Park punk house, known informally…
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6 Times I Avoided the Noid After Our Awkward One-Night Stand
Remember the Noid? In the 1980s, he ruined pizza, insofar as Domino’s can be ruined any more than it already…
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