Power-Mad NPR Announces Giant Desk Concerts
WASHINGTON — National Public Radio, drunk on its own power over hordes of tea-drinking listeners, announced a new series of…
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Rob Thomas Announces Divided Nation Needs a Little of That Ol’ Rob Thomas Magic
BEDFORD, N.Y. — Matchbox Twenty lead singer and primary songwriter Rob Thomas announced that the United States of America, a…
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Metalhead Wakes from Horrible Nightmare Where Vest Had Sleeves
EUGENE, Ore. — Local metalhead and part-time barista Oscar “Grouch” Palmer woke from a horrible nightmare in which his treasured…
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25 Cartoon Cats Ranked by Their Involvement in the JFK Assassination
America’s bizarre fascination with cartoon cats has existed for the entirety of our country’s existence, originating with a tortie that…
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Opinion: I Sure Hope I Don’t Get Murdered at This Dinner Party Full of Colorful Eccentrics
What an incredible dinner party this is! I’ve never been in such a gorgeous yet oddly period non-specific mansion before,…
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So, Mister Bond, Will It Be Mountain Dew…or Mountain Dew X-Treme?
Mister Bond, welcome to my inner sanctum. I had hoped that you would manage to elude my men, even the…
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5 Awesome Fashion Hacks to Tell the World “I Absorbed My Twin in the Womb!”
Fashion trends come and go, but true style is deeply personal and unique. Clothing isn’t just something you wear or…
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Opinion: Show Me in the Rulebook Where It Says a Dog, Which We’ve Established Can Play Basketball, Can’t Bite Another Player to Death
Okay, so you’ve called time-out and are wasting everyone’s precious time when they could be watching a thrilling yet family-friendly…
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Oh, You’re a Cat Lover? Name Three Insane Things the Parasites in Your Brain Have Compelled You To Do
Huh, that’s sure some graphic tee you’re wearing. Let me take a closer look at the image you’re so casually…
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Man Pretending to Read “Gravity’s Rainbow” Envious of Man Pretending to Read “Infinite Jest”
CHICAGO — Local man and ostentatious snob William Huller was struck with an intense wave of envy as he pretended…
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