Nathan Kamal, Author at HARDTIMES

August 26, 2024

WASHINGTON — National Public Radio, drunk on its own power over hordes of tea-drinking listeners, announced a new series of…

August 9, 2024

BEDFORD, N.Y. — Matchbox Twenty lead singer and primary songwriter Rob Thomas announced that the United States of America, a…

July 29, 2024

EUGENE, Ore. — Local metalhead and part-time barista Oscar “Grouch” Palmer woke from a horrible nightmare in which his treasured…

July 24, 2024

America’s bizarre fascination with cartoon cats has existed for the entirety of our country’s existence, originating with a tortie that…

July 7, 2024

What an incredible dinner party this is! I’ve never been in such a gorgeous yet oddly period non-specific mansion before,…

June 14, 2024

Mister Bond, welcome to my inner sanctum. I had hoped that you would manage to elude my men, even the…

May 12, 2024

Fashion trends come and go, but true style is deeply personal and unique. Clothing isn’t just something you wear or…

April 6, 2024

Okay, so you’ve called time-out and are wasting everyone’s precious time when they could be watching a thrilling yet family-friendly…

April 3, 2024

Huh, that’s sure some graphic tee you’re wearing. Let me take a closer look at the image you’re so casually…

March 22, 2024

CHICAGO — Local man and ostentatious snob William Huller was struck with an intense wave of envy as he pretended…