LOS ANGELES — Legendary folk rock musician David Crosby has inexplicably demanded in an open letter released this morning that streaming giant Spotify choose between…
Animators like their fun, don’t they? Since the advent of cartoons, creators have been inserting sly little references, and only the sharpest fans catch them.…
We are all on a constant journey of growth, and life is full of innumerable stresses and hindrances to fully becoming the person you would…
The world is changing, and with that change, society is reevaluating historical figures in a new light. Now, we all know Abraham Lincoln did some…
AUSTIN, Texas — A metronome at Austin’s Northside Music Academy doesn’t know what more it can do to show the idiot using it, Kyle Tulridge,…
Bum-bum-diddily bumbumbumbum! Remember that thrilling sound of humming, super-wet reverb from the first time you watched Pulp Fiction because some video-store guy implied you were…
Good morning! Oh, right. Sorry. We know there’s nothing worse than the morning after a night out. Splitting headaches, whiskey sweats, missing work to spend…
LOS ANGELES — Astrology enthusiast Allison Cleary remains unaware that she is merely two TikTok videos away from interacting with an algorithm dedicated to spreading…
GLENDALE, Ariz. — Duncan Figeroa, a forty-six father of two, broke a world record earlier today when he said the phrase “sounds like R.E.M.” for…
So, you’ve created a dystopian nightmare version of your hometown by wishing you had never been born after a clerical error put your business in…
We all know the holidays can be a struggle to get through, so this year, make it easy on yourself and get a bit tipsy!…
Oh no! Those awful specters are back, ready to teach me a supernatural lesson of redemption, just in time for the holidays! Well, even though…
washington — in honor of legendary author, academic and activist bell hooks, president biden has declared that all capital letters in the united states be…
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There’s a little bit of magic in every winter. When the first snow falls and the world becomes a wonderland of powdery whiteness, inevitably come…