Santana feat. Rob Thomas Kick Off 50-State, One-Song Reunion Tour
RENO, Nev. – Fans of Santana feat. Rob Thomas were overjoyed to learn the duo is reuniting for a one-song,…
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Paternity Test Reveals which Rockabilly Artist is the Real Daddy-O
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Members of rockabilly octet Eddie Mercury and the Cougars recently took a paternity test to determine who’s…
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Suspicious Lump on Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein’s Neck Turns Out to Just Be Another Ab Muscle
LODI, N.J. — A worrisome lump found on legendary Misfits guitarist Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein’s neck ended up being an…
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Man Loses Consciousness From Crossing Arms Too Hard at Show
Willimantic, Conn. — Local man Robby Walsh experienced an unprecedented medical emergency when he passed out from vigorously crossing his…
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Punk Living in Car Not Sure if He Needs Auto or Homeowners Insurance
SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Local punk John “Cancerbreath” O’Connor wasn’t quite sure if he needed auto or homeowners insurance to live…
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